
Might he have another? Two years later, a second picture landed on the Eliot doormat. He wanted a portrait of Groucho as Groucho - wire-rimmed specs, six-inch stogie, paint-on moustache. A picture arrived by return - though not, alas, the kind that Eliot had in mind. To be fair, it was Eliot who, three years earlier, had written to the then 71-year-old Groucho requesting a photograph of his favourite funnyman. Eliot and Groucho thought to lecture Eliot on King Lear?

How else to explain that excruciating evening in June 1964 when Groucho and his wife dined at the home of Mr and Mrs T. Indeed, argues Lee Siegel in his brief biographical study of the most verbal Marx Brother, Groucho’s ‘greatest regret in life … was that he had become an entertainer rather than a literary man’. ‘Nothing I ever did as an actor thrilled me more,’ he said. Groucho Marx was delighted when he heard that the script for one of his old Vaudeville routines was being reprinted in H.L.
